Now that former Playmate Crystal Harris has made herself look like a female douchebucket for her comments about Hugh Hefner, she’s saying she’s sorry. Awwww. (Not really.)
She went on Howard Stern’s show recently and basically said that Hef was a two second man. Not surprising really, considering that he’s 85-years-old and she’s a mere 25. He’s had a longer life and sixty years on her, so I would be surprised to learn that he can still have sex, let alone keep it going for that long. Kidding, kidding, Hef is cool.
What wasn’t cool was how Crystal went on Howard’s show and talked about their sex life. She’s got no class at all. Surprised? But now she’s apologizing, which should make everything okay, right? Especially when all of the other girls surrounding Hef
‘s wallet have come forward to say that he’s pretty good in the sack. Creepy thought, we know.
Crystal took to Twitter to air her apology, because apparently she’s never heard of that nifty invention called a telephone. She tweeted, “The Stern interview scared me, he’s harsh. I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry.”
Hef also tweeted about her apology, adding, “I think Crystal told Howard Stern what he wanted to hear. I don’t blame Howard. Crystal shouldn’t have been booked on the show at this sensitive time.”
Or ever, because she should be seen and not heard. Hef forever, man.
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