Country singer Randy Travis is featured on the cover of the latest issue of Globe magazine. Inside, the magazines delves into the topic of other celebrities in addition to Randy who are close to death. The tabloid has a four-page special report on ailing celebs. They will detail the shocking tragedy that Randy Travis is facing along with the fading health of celebs like Regis Philbin (Not Regis!!!), Angelina Jolie, Rosie O’Donnell and Ed Asner. The magazine poses the question: Who will be the next to die?
Also featured in this issue, Camilla Parker-Bowles is basically bowled over with jealousy over Kate Middleton’s baby with Prince William. The royal baby isn’t here yet and Camilla is already pulling the jealousy card out of her pocket. Apparently she has learned that the baby will be adored, thus saving no adoration for herself. Wahhhhh.
Lastly, the magazine has a piece of John F. Kennedy’s mother rose in which they refer to her as a “maternal monster” and “mommie dearest”. According to the tabloid, Rose beat her kids with clothes hangers and quite possibly contributed to her third child’s mental health problems.