Gwen Stefani And Gavin Rossdale Are Not Divorcing

Gwen Stefani And Gavin Rossdale Are Not Divorcing

Despite being on the cover of the latest issue of “OK!” magazine with the headline that they are splitting up, singers Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale are closer than ever.

With an estimated worth of $115 million at stake between them, the tabloid reports that Gavin has fallen out of love with Gwen. The magazine goes on to talk about how they both have been sleeping in different beds for months and asks the question as to who will be raising their children. We’re guessing that they will be raising them together — because none of this stuff is actually true. Derp.

Also featured in this issue is Jessica Simpson’s honeymoon album after marrying Eric Johnson on July 5th. Of course, it appears that their “album” is just photos from Instagram that the fashion mogul has shared with her many fans. As you can see from the inset photo, it’s a picture of herself in a swimsuit that came from her directly. No scoop there.

In addition, the good folks over at the tabloid have turned themselves into obstetricians because they magically know that Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are expecting a baby girl. Firstly, we must say that the couple has yet to even comment on the pregnancy reports — let alone confirm them, so we must wait to see if a baby appears in a few months. Not only that, but we’re guessing that the glossy took a stab at the baby’s sex — they have a 50% chance of being right you know….

Lastly, “OK!” wants to know if its readers can match butts with faces.

With regard to Gwen and Gavin, the magazine speculates that their marriage troubles began with the birth of their son Apollo. Afterward, “Their dormant problems came flooding back to the surface, and now the couple have suddenly found themselves staring down the barrel of a $115 million divorce – and the heartbreaking idea of haggling over their kids. They love being parents, but it’s had a detrimental effect on their marriage.”

According to “Gossip Cop”, a source close to the power couple has already called BS on the news of any impending divorce or separation between the two. And there you have it!

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