Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt are bankrupt

Heidi Montag and husband Spencer Pratt are feeling the pinch of the current economic crisis, after being irresponsible with a whole lot of money.

The couple have wasted a whopping $10 million, $35,000 a month on rent, $3 million for Heidi’s music career (buying songs for $40,000 a piece), renting studios, paying producers, spending cash on Heidi’s surgeries, cars and private jets. Now, they’re not asking for sympathy (because they wouldn’t get it), but they will be forced into bankruptcy.

Spencer said, “We were immature, worrying too much about the famous part instead of the actual business part. In hindsight, we shouldn’t have spent any of our money. We should have been low-key and saved. We spoke with a bankruptcy attorney and I’ve looked into unemployment checks.”

They went on to reveal that they had spent money from unaired episodes of The Hills, but were devastated financially when they didn’t receive payment for the episodes and were cut from the final season.

Spencer went on, “We thought The Hills was going to be like 90210 and we’d have another five to ten years. The ratings were consistent. But we never saw Jersey Shore coming. Before, TV audiences were fine with seeing us all argue, but now they want you to punch one another in the face and hook up with three different people. Our cast was a bit boring and snoozeworthy in comparison. No wonder we got canceled.”

Heidi added, “At our lowest point, I considered posing for nude pictures in Playboy.” She had already posed for clothed photos for the men’s magazine, but she said she was stopped by Spencer’s parents, who offered them their guest house. She said, “I feel like I’m 14 years old again.”

Spencer added, “My parents are my lifeline.” Heidi said, “Spencer’s parents go to the grocery store for us once a week and that’s all we get.” Spencer concluded with, “We don’t want sympathy. We did this to ourselves and feel like idiots. But we’ve grown up and are definitely not as naive anymore.”

All of this nonsense and they’re still getting paid to party at Pure nightclub???

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