Heidi Montag wants a breast reduction

Now that those suckers have served their purpose in wrangling these tards roughly five million dollars, Heidi Montag wants to size down the boobs.

Heidi made headlines after she upgraded to a ginormous G-cup. Now, she wants those puppies downsized.

She said, “My boobs are crushing me. My body’s still getting used to them and I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt either way. I’m desperate to go back to normal. I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.”

She went on to reveal that she can’t live normally now that she’s had all of that work done. She said, “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs. It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”

In addition to that, she’s also been wearing nose tape because she’s afraid that it’ll cave in. She explained, “I’m trying to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. I don’t want my nose to fall off.

In addition, the blonde beauty has been wearing nose tape constantly since November because she is so worried it will cave in. I feel trapped in my own body. There’s just no fixing it. Dr. Ryan knows the work he did, he knows everything.”

She went on to say that her surgeries, which were thought to be Spencer Pratt’s brilliant idea, had contributed to the breakdown of her marriage. She added, “No one wants to be taking care of his wife who looks like she’d been in a horrific accident. He begged me not to do it in the first place.”

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