I wonder if Bret Michaels named it, too

I guess Bret really wanted to know how average or (and I quote) “above” average his junk is.

He measured it. Hmmm….sounds very adolescent to me. I just got to wonder, does he have a name for it, too?

As I was watching his show, Rock of Love for the very first time (last night), I can’t believe that all those chicks are really trying so hard to get with him. Ladies, wake up, the 80’s called and they want their rock icon back.

The frenzy over Poison and Bret Michaels has died down, because…..(wait for it)…they haven’t done JACK.

Here’s a shot from the 80’s so that you can remember how cool they were:

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