Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Are Engaged!

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Are Engaged!

Congratulations are in order for reality star Kim Kardashian and rapper Kanye West. After giving birth to their daughter North West in June, the happy couple have announced that they are engaged to be married.

It’s almost as if no one actually saw this coming (cough cough, sarcasm, cough cough). Kris Humphries probably could’ve called this one on the day after she filed for divorce from him. It took that poor schmuck so long to finally come to the realization that Kim married him as a ratings ploy for her reality show.

Kanye popped the question as the former sex tape star turned 33-years-old. He asked for her hand in marriage at the AT&T Park in San Francisco on Monday. He was said to have rented out the entire stadium for the occasion.

This will mark Kim’s third attempt at marriage. She was married to Damon Thomas and Kris Humphries previously. This will be Kanye’s first marriage. Will this marriage last longer than 72 days? That only remains to be seen at this point. We’re still trying to figure out when Kanye is going to quietly snatch up her sex tape from the grips of Vivid Entertainment.

What do you think of Kanye and Kim’s engagement news? Kris Jenner probably sees that as a huge ratings ploy and a ton of opportunities for endorsements. All the Kardashians see are dollar signs with everything in life — even babies, engagements and divorces.

Update: See a photo of Kim’s engagement ring here!

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