Kim Kardashian Resolves To Be More Simple In 2012

Kim Kardashian Resolves To Be More Simple In 2012

Kim Kardashian rose to fame after being Paris Hilton’s hanger-on for a long time. Afterward, she released her sex tape with Ray-J and became an overnight sensation. Since, she has famewhored herself out for the media attention and money. But after getting married in a lavish ceremony to Kris Humphries and ending it a short 72 days later, she plans on being more simple this year.

Why start now?!?

She reportedly scored $600,000 for her New Year’s Eve gig at Tao, but that’s not part of her “simple plan”. After she milked the entire industry for gazillions of dollars and we’re all tired of seeing her mug. Now she wants to be simple?

She tweeted her master plan, saying, “decided to change my twitter background to nothing. i wanna be more simple in 2012.”

So instead of bilking the unsuspecting public out of millions of dollars in advertising money, the more simple thing to do would be to make thousands?

So no more fakeness? No more magazine covers? What does simple mean to a Kardashian? She’ll only do appearances once a month? I’ve heard that they are planning on more Kardashian related television shows….. That’s not simple…ugh.

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