Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant ‘Du Jour’ Baby Bump Photo Spread

Kim Kardashian's Pregnant 'Du Jour' Baby Bump Photo Spread

Reality star Kim Kardashian will apparently do anything for the right price. She has said that her first child with rapper Kanye West will not appear on their reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”, but that doesn’t mean she won’t pimp it out in utero!

Kim and her bump appear on the cover of the latest issue of “Du Jour” in a classy (WTF?) black and white photo shoot. We’re just as stunned as you are, really. In the magazine, she said, “I just feel so blessed and excited and ready for the next phase.”

Kim Kardashian's Pregnant 'Du Jour' Baby Bump Photo Spread

Of Kanye, she said, “My boyfriend has taught me a lot about privacy. I’m ready to be a little less open about some things, like my relationships. I’m realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything. I’m shifting my priorities.”

She also said that the ninth season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” would be her final season of the show. She revealed, “I think there’s always an evolution of, you know, what you want to do in life. It’s all about finding things that really excite you and motivate you and spark you all over again.”

She added of her eating habits, “I used to always say I can’t wait to get pregnant because I will just eat whatever I want, but it’s completely different. I’m like, OK, I want to eat as healthy as possible. Though lately I’ve been watching shows like I’m Pregnant And Addicted To Meth. It definitely makes me feel better if I’m wanting one sip of Diet Coke or, you know, too much sugar. I’m like, ‘This woman is on meth.'”

So she is basically using a woman on meth story to make herself feel better? Because there is NOTHING wrong with that!

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