Apparently there’s someone out there who wants Kim Kardashian’s sex tape removed from the internet. Little do they know, they you can’t really ever erase anything from the clutches and the bowels of the internet’s grasp.
This mystery person wants to eradicate the tape, as much as they can, and are willing to pay the big bucks to do it. This mystery buyer, let’s call him Kris, for the sake of argument, has already hired a lawyer in Tennessee. Not-Kris’ lawyer sent Vivid Entertainent a letter, saying, “I was approached by a private party who has asked us about looking into the possibility of acquiring all rights of the Vivid, ‘Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.'”
The lawyer said, “The party we represent does not intend to distribute or broadcase the ‘tape’, but hopes to completely remove it from the market.”
TMZ has more of not-Kris’ attempt at buying back Kim’s urination footage:
The buyer also wants to purchase all of the raw, unused footage (sex tape outtakes) that never made it to the DVD.
The lawyer never identifies his client — but leaves a giant hint … writing, “We would purchase any other footage you may have control of that involves Ms. Kardashian.”
The lawyer NEVER mentions the other person in the tape — Ray J.
Sources close to Kim wouldn’t tell us if the reality star is the mystery buyer … but did reveal that Kim has previously shown interest in buying the rights to the tape.
So there’s extra footage? Why wasn’t I made aware of this?!?? SOMEONE’S GETTING FIRED. *Looks around* Oh, it’s only me here. Carry on.