According to the latest issue of Life & Style magazine, reality star Kourtney Kardashian has been betrayed by her Patrick Bateman lookalike boyfriend, Scott Disick.
If that wasn’t bad enough, they are dropping the bombshell that Scott cheated on Kourtney with Kristin Cavallari. Who knew they were even close? Besides that, Kourtney is a bigger famewhore and likely has more money than Kristin, so we’ll call BS on these reports for now.
Still, Kristin reunited with her long-time boyfriend Jay Cutler right before she was given the boot from this season of Dancing With The Stars. So between that and dancing, where would she find the time?!?
Also featured in this issue is the question of whether or not Ashton Kutcher fathered January Jones’ baby. Did he? Well, anything is possible at this point. He’s managed to take one of the best shows on television and soar it into the Earth, so he could’ve had a tryst with his ex, who managed to have his baby. Stranger things have happened, right?
After seeing Ashton’s mug on the side of this magazine cover, we’re just happy that People magazine had enough sense not to put that douchebag on the cover for their Sexiest Man Alive issue.