Kris Humphries Fighting With Rob Kardashian?

Kris Humphries Fighting With Rob Kardashian?

According to reports, Kim Kardashian’s new man, Kris Humphries, is already fighting with her brother, Rob. Oh the drama….Surely it’s all scripted out for their stupid reality show….right? Of course it is, it’s not like they’re going to wage war against each other for free!

For the sake of this article, I spent two minutes of my time watching a preview for Keeping Up With The Kardashians and that’s the longest I’ve ever seen the show. And now I know why. It’s stupid. I mean, really stupid. Kim and Kourtney talk like they’re self important valley girls who put inflection on the last word of every sentence as if it were a question.

Here, do it with me. Like, I dunno, mom, if Rob is bipolar? But, he totally came over here and cussed me out?!? Is that your best valley girl speak? Surely you can do better? I dunno, like work on it, we’re going to have a pop quiz soon?

After watching this stupid clip, I’ve come to the realization that Rob isn’t half bad. He called Kim a “whore” and he’s an insider so he knows stuff about that fat bootied chick that no one else does. Remember?!? He’s like, bipolar?! And stuff? Ugh.

Crawl back into your hole, hookah. Not to mention the sacrifices that I make for our readers…You’re welcome, ingrates.

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