According to the latest issue of “OK!” magazine, “Twilight” actors and real life couple Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are having a baby. The tabloids must think that Kristen is the new Jennifer Aniston (or maybe Kate Middleton is, we don’t know…)
The magazine shows an obviously terrible Photoshopped photo of Rob and Kristen together. Her neck looks way too long and her body appears to be facing in another direction than the rest of her. In addition, they’ve overdone her eyes and she just looks cartoonish. Note to “OK!”, please fire your Photoshop artist immediately. Yes, we know it’s Thanksgiving, but you would be doing yourselves a great favor.
Not only did they turn Kristen into a fiasco of epic proportions, but Rob is looking pretty skeevy, as well, isn’t he? All of that messed up nonsense on the front cover of their publication and they want us to believe that she just found out that she’s pregnant?
In reality (where most of us live), Rob and Kristen are just getting over the fact that she was cheating on him with a married guy. She also is signing on for the sequel to “Snow White And The Huntsman”, which is not being directed by Rupert Sanders. In addition, they still have trust issues with one another. Why would they have a baby now?