Lily Allen’s dad used her to sell drugs

Keith Allen has admitted that he used eight week old Lily Allen to sell drugs:

Keith reveals: “I didn’t see what was wrong with taking baby Lily along with me as a sales tool, rather like the homeless lads do with dogs.

“Cute puppy guarantees punters will stop and stroke it and therefore give you money. Lil sat next to the stall gurgling in a pushchair while I cranked up the sales patter and knocked out the lager.”

At least she’s moved past that rough start. Knowing that, I take back all the mean things I’ve said about her. I still like her music, too.

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