Miley Cyrus fan threatens to kill cat, eat it

91017M5_CYRUS_B-GR_01Fuzzy is going to be a goner if Miley Cyrus doesn’t reopen her Twitter account. Apparently, the kid who started is not “joking” around here.

The unnamed kid says:

The other day I asked myself: ‘What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?’ Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley’s tweets for me!

Really? Is it that serious that this child will kill his/her cat and munch it down faster than a Happy Meal.

And Miley HAS to be active, too:

She can just tweet whenever she feels like it. I do want her to be somewhat active, however. The deal is basically this: if Miley reopens her account sometime between now and November 16, 2009 at 10PM EST, Fuzzy’s life will be spared.

What is the world coming to? Go here for more info or to join in the cause. This is just dumb.

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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