Soon-to-be married actor George Clooney is featured on the cover of this week’s issue of the “National Enquirer”. According to the tabloid’s report, Clooney is already involved in a cheating scandal — right before his Venice wedding to British lawyer Amal Alamuddin. Could it be true?!? Probably NOT.
Of course, this is the type of gossip that Clooney routinely ignores because it’s not THAT personal and doesn’t put anyone he loves in danger — so it’s not likely that we will get a direct response from him on this piece of reporting.
The tabloid claims to have the scoop on Clooney’s lover, their nights of passion and the truth behind those pesky gay rumors. Here’s the truth as we see it: Clooney’s lover is Alamuddin, their nights of passion are none of our business and he’s not gay. There, we just saved you $4.99. You’re welcome.