According to OK! magazine, sex tape star Kim Kardashian and her husband Kris Humphries have a bunch of reasons to celebrate. The most important, of course, is that Kim has thought up another lie surrounding the idea of having a baby for this magazine cover! Huzzah!
On their cover, “she’s already showing!” Friends are saying that she “may” already be pregnant. If she’s knocked up, then OK! has that super exclusive list of things this famewhore will purchase with her famewhoring money for her new arrival. (Spoiler Alert: It involves a crib!)
Also featured in this issue is Jennifer Aniston tying the knot with her boyfried, Justin Theroux. She’s “not” going to let Brad ruin her big day! No sir!
Now that Jennifer Lopez’s booty is single, she’s beating the men off of her with a stick, apparently. Rumor has it that Bradley Cooper and Rodrigo Santoro want to hit that.
Do you think that Kim actually has anything occupying her uterus at this time? Is Jennifer getting hitched to Justin? Will J-Lo shatter all of our dreams by hooking up with two very hot pieces of meat?
What do you think?