People Magazine: Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Album (Photo)

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Kim Kardashian’s wedding photos are front and center on the latest cover of People magazine. Because this entire shindig wasn’t famewhored out enough, she sold her engagement photos to the magazine for a whopping $300,000. She was also said to have made $1.5 million from the sale of the wedding photos in this issue!

And here we thought that weddings were supposed to cost money, not make any!

So, in case you haven’t been aware this past week, it’s been total Kardashian mania. If you haven’t seen 800,000 Kim Kardashian headlines, then she hasn’t done her best at selling the family name. That name, as we’ve always pointed out, was only made famous because some dude peed on her in a sex tape. A tape that was “leaked” (she signed off on it) and catapulted her to superstardom.

But, seriously folks, can we really please stop calling this idiot and her husband “America’s Royal Couple”? She’s nowhere near royalty, for those of us who’ve visited KimKSuperstar.com and we know how she got where she is today. To call that royalty is just a disgrace of the word.

Thanks.

/Rant over.

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