It looks like Jersey Shore star Snooki no longer deserves the label “fat midget troll” by our loving staff here at Earsucker. So, we now dub her “midget troll”!
Congratulations are in order. For this dedication ceremony, we bestow upon the Snookster a lifetime of gym, tanning and laundry. Not the services themselves, just the right to do so without the threat of getting fatter, lighter or dirtier.
You are welcome, Snooki, now please use this title wisely, so many are counting on you.
Here’s more pictures of the queen of the trolls looking *smaller*.