This is “7 Things” by Miley Cyrus.
I can think of seven things that I don’t like about Miley:
1. Her pout. She looks like she’s always puckering. Someone should tell her it’s retarded before she gets too many pics taken lookin’ stupid…(oh wait, too late for that)
2. Her music sucks, period.
3. Her dad is out there pimping her out for cash…that’s the epitome of class.
4. Did I mention that her music sucks? Oops, my bad.
5. Her squeaky clean image was screwed by a bad decision….doh!
6. When she does covers of songs, she effs them up beyond all recognition.
7. The fact that she actually thinks she’s going to be the next Madonna.
So there you have it.