Star Magazine: Bruce Jenner Wants To Be A Woman

Star Magazine: Bruce Jenner Wants To Be A Woman

This is by far the best thing that we have seen all day. According to the cover of the latest copy of Star magazine, the real reason that Kris and Bruce Jenner have split up is because Bruce’s dream is to be a woman! You really can’t make this stuff up, can you?

This seems like a bombshell that Kris would try to drop on the general public. We can totally believe that after 63 years on the earth, Bruce has decided that he no longer wants to be a man, but really wishes to change his sex.

The magazine reports that Kris has threatened to expose Bruce’s darkest secret. So the darkest secret wasn’t that Bruce wants to be a lady? There’s even more juicier stuff that he’s hiding? We can’t wait to hear this one!

The tabloid states that Bruce also has more dresses than Kim Kardashian, but he’s keeping them hidden away in his Malibu beach pad. Lastly, the magazine cites Kris’ cruel jab at Bruce, stating that she should never have divorced Robert Kardashian. That last part we know to be true, as she said that in a recent interview.

All of this hoopla surrounding Bruce wanting to be known as a woman? We’re not buying that at all. Are you? What could have possibly driven Kris to tell the tabloids something like this? Surely she wouldn’t want to sully the reputation of her daughters’ father? Thoughts?

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